Exclusive! First Look At Winston’s Stunning New Granny Flat!

From The Satiriser’s Lifestyle Desk

“Making it easier to build granny flats will make it more affordable for families to live the way that suits them best,” Peters said - NZ Herald

‘Come on in,’ says Winston Peters with a grin. ‘But leave your woke media agenda at the door’.

The gruff but gold-hearted-septuagenarian is giving The Satiriser an exclusive tour of his new Wellington tiny home, and it’s clear he’s proud as Punch.

‘It has outstanding views – just like me,’ quips the nation’s favourite pensioner.

And there’s no denying it. Because the brand new granny flat puts the ‘location’ in ‘location, location, location’ – sitting audaciously as it does on a deck cantilevered out from the ninth floor of the Beehive.

‘Now look here. That’s the PM’s office right there,’ explains Winston, pointing through his kitchen window. Metres away we can see straight into Christopher Luxon’s executive suite, now thoughtfully shaded from the harsh sunlight by our genial host’s new build.

Settling into his La-Z-Boy with a glass of Johnny Walker, Winston explains the thinking behind his life-changing decision to erect a granny flat sixty metres up the side of one of New Zealand’s most well-known public buildings.

‘Coalitions are like families. The more they stick close together, the better they’ll get on. Are you writing this down?’