PM Extends Phone Ban To Cabinet Meetings

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LuxonPM: Hi team just a reminder that it’s phones off for cabinet meetings from today on. If hardworking Kiwi schoolkids can do without their phones so can we. I need all my aces in their places and everyone laser-focussed on their KPIs. Let’s get to business!

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SeymourD: Bugger that for a joke

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TheBish: @SeymourD  Are you OK hun?

SeymourD: I’m not living in your nanny state #myphonemychoice

TheBish: You can make the rules when you’re PM #hellfreezesover

SeymourD: Sooner than you think

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RtHonWinstonPeters: @SeymourD Now look here. Pipe down you clown

SeymourD: @RtHonWinstonPeters Is that another quote you lifted from Lincoln’s Gettysburg address?

RtHonWinstonPeters: Four score and seven is still more than your IQ

SeymourD: Your phone’s cutting out – I think your power has dropped under 5% 😆