Snarks and Leaders – A Winston Peters Board Game!

FREE IN TODAY’S SATIRISER*

Does Deputy Prime Minister Winston Peters live rent-free in your head? Are you driven up the wall by the itch-scratching dog-whistling? Do you run a mile from the kneejerk red-necking, only to be drawn back in when the perfectly-coiffed SuperGold-Carder inexplicably pulls the occasional statesman-like rabbit out of his hat?

Well now you can work through those feelings with The Satiriser’s new Winston-based board game -

SNARKS AND LEADERS (BUT MOSTLY SNARKS) – A WINSTON PETERS BOARD GAME

You Will Need:

Snakes And Ladders set

Printer

Scissors

Glue-stick

Simply print and cut out each of these classic Winston moves, stick them over the snakes and ladders on your board – and enjoy. Here they are:

·      Flashes his nice smile. Move up!

·      Pivots from attacking immigrants to cosying-up to anti-vaxxers in order to pull party across election-night threshold. Go back!