Stanford Wows Super Bowl 2025 Audiences With ‘New Zealand On Sale’ Halftime Ad

EXTERIOR WIDE SHOT of MILFORD SOUND. ERICA STANFORD, dressed as GALADRIEL from LORD OF THE RINGS, steps into foreground.

Hi rich Americans! Other Americans, it’s time to refill those Doritos and Bud Lights. Run along now.

Hope you’re enjoying your Super Bowl. Go Kansas City Eagles! Go Philadelphia Chiefs! What a cool name! We have chiefs too, here… in New Zealand!

Yes I’m Erica Stanford, Minister of Immigration, and take a look at this! Beautiful mountains, beaches and forests. Movie locations you’re sure to recognise. And friendly low-wage workers. Feel the serenity!

And now you – yes you! – can call this home. A second home, a third home, a fourteenth home or just that bolthole in the South Pacific that you can jet away to at a moment’s notice and call yourself a Kiwi! Even for only one week a year!

And now, prices have never been lower! Because an exclusive tranche of new residencies has just come on the market, and they all must go!

Take the first step to being the sort of Kiwi that the government I represent loves and wants more of: people who are wealthy, hard-working, laser-focused and wealthy. And now you can be one of those golden Kiwis with our new Golden Visa.

Like the Golden Wonka Ticket it’s your ticket to a wonderful land – but unlike a Golden Wonka ticket you don’t need to be as rich as Veruca Salt’s dad to buy your way in!

So what does it take become a New Zealand resident? Less than you think!