So, you bought a Tesla. Maybe you were a conscientious EV early adopter. Maybe you just liked the idea of a car maker that pushed back against the commonly accepted idea of how a door handle should work.
Either way, you had the best of intentions, yet over the last few months you feel like someone who was in the lift with you has just farted and got out, and the rest of the just world has just got in and is giving you the side-eye.
We can’t help with that, but we can help with showing how the resale value of your Tesla has changed in real time over the last few days, and all because two BFFs played out their hissy-fit breakup on their respective social media platforms. Strap in!
Your Tesla Resale Value - Lower Than You’d Like: (this time last week) Basically a flatline since the two bros opened a dealership in front of the White House.
Your Tesla Resale Value - Rising: Musk calls Trump’s budget bill a ‘disgusting abomination’ - and you’re no economist but that sounds kind of truthy.
Your Tesla Resale Value - Rising: Trump taunts Musk for having a black eye, suggests he wear some makeup, and says he’s disappointed. What a meanie! Now owning a Tesla is like pushing back against The Man, right?
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